Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Perfume wala : “Sahab perfume le lo, perfume le lo.” Memon: 25 paise wala dikhao… Perfume wala: meri BAGHAL me ungli daal ke soongh le

An unmarried girl’s request: Is msg ko itna phela den ke Ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tak pohanch jaye… “Kahan hein ap? Kab ayein gey? Apni ammi ko jaldi bhejein. Mein ne aur nahi parhna.”:-( plz fwd!”

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k Her Khirki, Her Deewar, Her Meenar, Her Cheez ko Dekha, Aur Kaha Maa Qasam, Sab Filmi Hai.

Newton’s 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad “Newton’s 5th law”: If you move around a tree with the double speed of light, You Can Kick Your Own Hips

Kitne aziz ho tum ye batayen kaise Hamari sacchai aap ko dikhayen kaise Aapki dosti hai anmol hamare liye Aapko chand lafzon mein samjhayen kaise…

Mujhe aiane or tere saye se sakhat nafrat hai. jana Tere jesa koi aur kyun ho….

Be-simt hawaon ko nahi roka karty.. Jo beet gaya osko nahi socha karty. Suraj se kya pochty ho tapish iski. “WASI” Dhoop se smandar nahi sookha karte..

Woh rootha rootha sa lagta hai Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki Main zindagi girvi rakh sakta hoon FARAZ Tum qeemat batao muskrany ki…????

Mere kandhe pe Ser Rakh ker… Usne Pucha ke kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge… Maine Hanste howe kaha jab Tak Log Mujhe kandhon Pe Na uthayen….