Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back? Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

Sardar K Ghar ladki hui Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem ka solution dhoond liya hai Sardarni: Kya? Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey

One day sardar found cigarette in daughter’s room “Oh God, she smokes?” Then found whisky, “Oh God, she drinks?” Then finally saw a nude boy, “Thank god, toh yeh sab is munde ka hai”

Agr ap ko check karna hai k ap k demag main kia Hai tu…. Ap ek BHENS k pass jayen.. agr wo ap se door chali jaye tu samaj jana k apka demag khali hai… oor agr…. woo ap k paas aane lage tu ………….. es ka matlab saaf zahir hai k AP K DEMAG [...]

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

2 twins apny kmry me bethy thy. 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha, 2nd udaas kony me betha tha.. Baap:tm itna q hans rhy ho? Beta: mumy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia:-

“Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne doston ko treat deta hai. . .kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!” William Muft Khor.

Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension? Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID, Or Calculator? Student: No Sir!!! By Mistake I Brought Tomorrow Exam’s Chit Today:-)

ccc Both is advantageous…. & beneficial to ME!!!!! If u like me…… I’ll be in ur HEART!!! &…. If u hate me….. I’ll be in ur MIND!!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye. JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye (kitab pesh ki gaye) judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay. JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.