Naughty SMS text Messages … Latest New Urdu Naughty Text also in English Naughty Messages for naughty buds. Funny and insulting Naughty SMS for frank friends and cousins …
A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge. Lady: Your honor please let me go I am a school teacher, I am getting late for my class. Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher, I have waited for this moment all my life, now write down “I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT” 5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO
Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.
Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: What’s a lesbian
Tragedy of man’s life Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P
An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA.. So, Always change Women to change IDEAS WHAT AN IDEA. SIR Gee
Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it
Kuch log thodi der karte hain…. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai…. unka… Mobile Charge…!
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
A Boy at medical store: Give me ‘VIAGRA’ extra doz! Bcoz 3 girls r coming at night Next day he wants ‘IODEX’ (pain killer) Wat happened? It’s for my hand, Girls did not come! :p
New Age Rhyme: Ba Ba bastard have u any kids? Yes Sir Yes Sir 3 damn kids, 1 from my neighbour, 1 from my maid, & 1 from d prostitute who never got paid 
