Politics SMS / Text Messages
Very fine collection of latest politics sms jokes, funny politics sms, Funny Zardari sms jokes, Benazir sms, new politics sms and much more…..[in roman urdu, hindi and english]
China: Ki abaadi 1 arab 35 caror, 14 Wazir India: Ki abaadi 1 arab 27 caror, 32 Wazir U.S.A: Ki abaadi 32 caror, 14 Wazir U.K: Ki abaadi 13 caror, 12 Wazir Pakistan: Ki abaadi 17 caror, 96 Wazir Geo Pakistan Wazir !
Teacher: What are the Similarities Among Quaid E Azam, Allama Iqbal, Sir Syed and Liaqat Ali Khan? Student: Thy all born and died on government holidays!
Sadqa har bala ko kha jata hai. Lakin Molvi ek aisi cheez hai jo sadqe ko bhi kha jata hai.
World Amazing! 1: Falcon duniya ka wo bird hai jo 200 km/h kia speed say urta hai. 2: Khargosh ki aankhein kabhi band nahi hoti. 3: Snake 18 months tak baghair khaye piye zindah reh sakhta hai
Kisi kia upar hath uthane say pehla ye zaroor soch lena chahiye kia, Ager aap kia hath uth sakte hain to apki taanhein bhi uth sakhti hain… A Public Service Message by: MQM
Joke of the Century! Once upon a time there was a country which claimed to be a nuclear power. But did not have electric power! Pakistan Zindabad
Jis ghar may kutta hota hai, waha Farishtay nahi aatey.
Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan Pe Gya Aur Kaha : “Kuttay K Liye Ek Litre Doodh De Do …” Doodh Wala : “Idhar Hi Pio Ge Ya Parcel Ker Doon…” Kutta ho ya Insaan, Par dil to hai Pakistani Pakistan Zindabad!
Asif Zardari thinks he too deserves an Oscar……! WHY?? .
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI: “Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta” Magar? “Khudkushi Haram Hai”.
