Posted on October 16th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket seller asked why? Banta: some stupid standing near the door is tearing my ticket every time
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Posted on September 26th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Santa to wife: dekh to kitni moti ho gayi hai. Wife: main to maa banne wali hoon. but aap bhi to mote ho gaye hain na
Tags: funny santa sms
Posted on September 26th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine.
Posted on July 01st, 2009 in English sms, Santa Banta SMS
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died
Posted on June 28th, 2009 in English sms, Santa Banta SMS
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo.
Tags: dastur-kya, fida-hota, jane-pyaar, maar-padi, muje-marna, par-please, pregnant, shadi, toh-bahut, zameen-par
SANTA agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Posted on June 13th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector? Santa: Yes, I married her!
Tags: bhi-ziyada, dafa-aap, faraz, Funny SMS, kon-chori, lie-detector, makaano, Naughty SMS, Riddle SMS, send-answer, you-ever
Posted on June 13th, 2009 in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Banta 2 Santa: Oye Yeh Sent Msg Kya Hota Hai Santa: Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai
Tags: btana-tha, echoing, every-day, Funny SMS, kehte, per-usne, santa, Santa Banta SMS, sending, shikwon, taang-katni, Urdu poetry SMS
Posted on April 25th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
Tags: aakhri-din, apna-mobile, bas-apne, faraz, hum-par, karne-wale, koi-parwah, Miss You SMS, nahi-ayega, parwah-nahi, santa, school-kei, upar-aja
Posted on April 25th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, “Aja, upar aja”.
