Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi. .. Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..? .. Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..

One day a Santaji talking with his friend…. Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months. ..

Santa : I kiss my wife before i go to office Friend: I also kiss your wife after you go to your office Santa: Haha.., but I am first!

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha Santa ne new sim car kharid kar usse sms kiya “Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta“

Santa ke pita USA se aaye. Pita: teri maa kahan hai? Santa: Woh toh marr gayee! Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin? Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga

Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket seller asked why? Banta: some stupid standing near the door is tearing my ticket every time

Santa to wife: dekh to kitni moti ho gayi hai. Wife: main to maa banne wali hoon. but aap bhi to mote ho gaye hain na

Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine.

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died

Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo.