Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi, Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja….

Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji. Sardar: Take this card. Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED…….

Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas aaya. .. Unko pucha gaya to bole… : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga…….

Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha .. sochta raha … .. .. .. .. … .. sochta raha .. .. .. .. … .. .. …aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nhi…

Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile chalna pada. Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ……..

Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat, Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega

Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha… Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta… neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.

Sardars bank lootne gaye, Par gun bhool gaye… Phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise??? . . . . . . . . . Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola “I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”

Sardar saw a board at the center of a pond He tried to read but couldn’t At last he swims to the center of the pond just to read “Crocodile present, don’t swim”

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror? Ans. 1) It saves revision time. 2) He likes combined studies. 3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him…..