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sardars wife asks to sardar k hamari larki jawaan ho gae he koi 28
saal ka larka dhoondo
sardar says agar 28 saal ka na mila to 14, 14 de do le awan

Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se! Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.

Sardar Di Wife : Raat Kafi Ho Gai Hia per Sardar Ji Nahi Aaye… Zaror Kisi Kuri Da Chakar Ay Sardar Di Maa : Hamesha Bura Hi Sochin. Ki Pata Kisi Truck Thalay A Gia Hovay

1 Sardar Doosre Se: “Main Aur Meri Girlfriend Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain.” Doosra : Wow, Shaadi Kab Hai?

Sardar: Mein aksar khuwab dekhta ho kia mere ek paaon zameen per aur doora paaon aasaman per hai! 2nd Sardar: Is tarha kia khuwab na dekha kero shalwar phat jaye gi…

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.

Sardar: Ek baalti main paani le kar ja raha tha kia barish shuru ho gai aur barish ka pani balti main chala gaya… Sardar: O tawadi khair sara pani geela ho gaya!

Sardar got promotion from Clerk to Manager.

As train start running, a sardar got the train. TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie? Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man