Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai: Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..

Sardars bank lootne gaye, Par gun bhool gaye… Phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise??? . . . . . . . . . Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola “I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”

Ek cheunti k pass ek Haathi ka rishta aaya….. mgr… cheunti ne mana kar dia..?? kiu…? Cheunti ne kaha kiu k LARKEE K DANT BAHIR HAIN…

Bacha Ammi Se : Kia Abbu Choohay Hain? Ammi : Nahi Beta kyun’ Bacha : Main Jab B Unke Pass Jata Hoon to Kehte Hain Jao Beta Main Bill Bana Raha Hoon.

1 ADMI ko har bat me ”TERA BHAI” kehne ki adat thi. wo shadi k bad apne bedroom me gaya or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola:Kesa lag raha hay TERA BHAI

1 admi ki kisi dusre shehr me nokri lgi, Wahan pohanch kr us ne socha k bv ko email kr dun, Ghalati se wo mail kisi or k i.d. pr chli gai, Jis k pas gai wo aurat apne husband ko dafna k i thi or email parhte e behosh ho gai

Hi, My name is “BUBBLI” My Number is 0333-HUSBAND & My Network is 0300-BOYFRIEND Number always OLD But Network always new

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket”. The man then said “When I [...]

I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.