Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Bacha Ammi Se : Kia Abbu Choohay Hain? Ammi : Nahi Beta kyun’ Bacha : Main Jab B Unke Pass Jata Hoon to Kehte Hain Jao Beta Main Bill Bana Raha Hoon.

1 ADMI ko har bat me ”TERA BHAI” kehne ki adat thi. wo shadi k bad apne bedroom me gaya or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola:Kesa lag raha hay TERA BHAI

1 admi ki kisi dusre shehr me nokri lgi, Wahan pohanch kr us ne socha k bv ko email kr dun, Ghalati se wo mail kisi or k i.d. pr chli gai, Jis k pas gai wo aurat apne husband ko dafna k i thi or email parhte e behosh ho gai

Hi,
My name is
“BUBBLI”
My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND
Number always OLD
But
Network always new

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man then said “When I was at the [...]

I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh, wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . .

Read each word Reversely: A’ suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW ‘…ylesreveR