Student SMS and Jokes | Exam sms| funny exam sms | exam wishes| greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english
Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle . . . . . . Ghar ki sab, Chapallen, Belts, Pipes, Wires, Bat, Jharu, & Wiper, Chupa dein…! A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.” MILLIE : I is… TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.” MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
“ 3 rules of college 1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping. 2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow. 3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”
Son: Papa Good News Hai. . Papa: Kya? . Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge. . Father: Haan . Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
LAMBI JUDAI (Student ReMix) . Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba, . Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai, . Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na, Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha, Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba, . Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa, Soya raha mai classon me apni, Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya, Kitna [...]
Class Rooms are Like a Train: 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. . Middle 3 are General Compartments. . And . Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. face-smile.png
Teacher 2 pathan : “PAIT” kyun banaya hai? ? ?
Teacher: What is common between Indra Gandhi & Sonia Gandhi? Student After Thinking: Sir! Nipples of both the ladies had been sucked by Rajive Gandhi.
Zalim Taliban ki drindagi ka 1 or jeta jagta sabot! Mingora swat me Jahanzeb College kia samne 5 masom students se gun point pay! “ Naswar Cheen li “
Principal: Ager koi larka girls section gaya to 1st time Rs:100/- fine hoga! or 2nd time 200/- & 3rd time 500/- hoga! Student: Sir! Monthly package kia hai…
