Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty ha.
Donoo he naey achay lagty ha.
Donoo ko charge karna parta ha.

Wife: Sunoji, apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai, …..
meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?
Husband: mujhe to ye teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achi lagti hai.

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho? Husband: Shahjahan jitna! Wife: Mere Marne kia bad Taj Mahal banaogye…? Husband: Maine to Qarza bhai le liya hai… dair to tum ker rahe ho

Poem Of Every Girl Husband apna white ho, Lambi uski height ho, Ghusay ka wo light ho, Pocket uski tight ho, Jab saas say meri fight ho, Boly begum tum hi right ho!

A psychological survey Report: when 2 couples come face to face, Wives look at each others dresses & Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law: “YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.” Smart Father-in-law: “WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”

It’s an old saying. Keep away the tension while sleeping.

Bechara Mard! Mard ager aurat par hath uthai to… Zalim, ager aurat se pit jaye to…Buzdil, Aurat kia agay chalay to…Firoun, Peeche chale to…zan mured, Aurat ko kisi kia sath dekh ke larey to…Jealous, Agar kuch na kahe to…beghairat Agar ghar se bahar rahe to…awara, Ghar mein rahe to…nakara, Bachon ko dantay to…Jabir, Na dantay to…Laperwah, Aurat ko kam se rokay to…daqianos, Na rokay to…Aurat ki kamai khanay wala, Haye Mard bechara jaye to jaye kahan!

What is the different between Wife and Saali? Saali is beauty / Wife is duty Saali is pension / Wife is tension Saali is yummy / Wife is vehmi Saali is pataka / Wife is sayapa Saali is cool / Wife is fool Saali is tutti-fruity / Wife is kismat phootti Saali is fresh cake / Wife is earth quake!