Love SMS | Romantic SMS Messages

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty ha.
Donoo he naey achay lagty ha.
Donoo ko charge karna parta ha.

Wife: Sunoji, apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai, …..
meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?
Husband: mujhe to ye teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achi lagti hai.

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho? Husband: Shahjahan jitna! Wife: Mere Marne kia bad Taj Mahal banaogye…? Husband: Maine to Qarza bhai le liya hai… dair to tum ker rahe ho

Poem Of Every Girl Husband apna white ho, Lambi uski height ho, Ghusay ka wo light ho, Pocket uski tight ho, Jab saas say meri fight ho, Boly begum tum hi right ho!

A psychological survey Report: when 2 couples come face to face, Wives look at each others dresses & Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law: “YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.” Smart Father-in-law: “WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”

It’s an old saying. Keep away the tension while sleeping.