Teacher: Tum bare ho kar kiya keroge?
Student: Shadi…

Teacher: Nahi, Mere matlab hai kiya banogye?
Student: Dulha…

Teacher: Oho! I mean bare hokar kiya hasil kero gye?
Student: Dulhan…

Teacher: Uffo! Matlab aisa kiya karo gye, Jo tum ne pehle kabhi nahi kiya?
Student: Nikaah :-D

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