Posted on March 23rd, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Preeto to Santa …Ji pyar tay ishq wich ki farq hai. Santa…pyar o hai jo main apni pahen nu karna waan tay ishq o hai jo main teri pahen naal karna waan
Posted on March 23rd, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai Santa: Hai….. Frog: Nahin hai….. Santa: Hai…. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi????
Posted on March 18th, 2009 in Santa Banta SMS
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot [...]
Posted on November 23rd, 2008 in Santa Banta SMS
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Posted on November 13th, 2008 in Santa Banta SMS
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
Posted on October 11th, 2008 in Santa Banta SMS
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
