Teacher: Ager sacche dil say Rab say Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai.

Jb wo make up karti hy to bilkul reema lagti hy wah wah jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

Saali to Jija: kya kr rhy ho? Jija: Makhiyan mar rha hon Saali: kitni mari

Teacher to Students: “Is Ko English Main Translate Karo: (Nazia Ne Kapray Pehan Liye Hain).” Students: “Shit! We Are Late”

Philosophy of boys flirt wth innocent girl frindship with charming girl contact with cute girl love with sincere girl &marriage with JESI AMMI KI MARZI

5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt” 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”. 3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.

Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai… Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai. Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati…. Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha……

” Aansu ” ki kimat wo kiya jane jo har baat pe “Aansu” bahate hain. “Aansu ” ki kimat zara un se pucho jo Gum main bhi muskurate hain

Teacher Pathan Se: Qatil kise kehte hain? Pathan: Pata nahi ! Teacher: Agr tum apne baap ka Qatal kar do to tum kia kehlao gay

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P